In the interest of contributing great poetry to the world here is (drum roll…) my Ode to Nits.
A nit
nits, oh nits
you itchy little shits
the pain that you cause
is disproportionate to your size
like wisdom teeth and paper cuts
and dust in your eyes.
(and the Krankies)
if I cannot undo you
maybe I’ll just sue you
for time spent crying in the bath
while you lay eggs and laugh
bastards.
You are funny lady.
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Wait til you get thread worms, nits will transform themselves into angels.
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Itchy littly shits! Love it…your ode not the freaking nits!
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Bastards indeed! Very funny 🙂
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Bastards… bwahahah!! My weekends are dedicated to these little critters. Weekend Stealers.
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