In the interest of contributing great poetry to the world here is (drum roll…) my Ode to Nits.
nits, oh nits
you itchy little shits
the pain that you cause
is disproportionate to your size
like wisdom teeth and paper cuts
and dust in your eyes.
(and the Krankies)
if I cannot undo you
maybe I’ll just sue you
for time spent crying in the bath
while you lay eggs and laugh