In the interest of contributing great poetry to the world here is (drum roll…) my Ode to Nits.

A nit

nits, oh nits

you itchy little shits

the pain that you cause

is disproportionate to your size

like wisdom teeth and paper cuts

and dust  in your eyes.

(and the Krankies)

if I cannot undo you

maybe I’ll just sue you

for time spent crying in the bath

while you lay eggs and laugh

bastards.