Women with Unnaturally Perfect Hair During Childbirth

Rachel from Friends Giving Birth

Rachel and Ross from Friends demonstrate perfectly coiffured childbirth.

Miranda Sex in the City Giving Birth

Ok, Miranda has one small hair out of place but SJP? A ‘real’ birth partner would be knackered and covered in bite marks/poo.

Christina and Will from Up All Night

Oh Come on… a fugging HAIRBAND? Christina and Will in Up All Night

Blonde Woman in Labour

This is how I thought I looked…but I didn’t

Spotted any more…?